Jingle Bobs

Dashing through the sage,
On a full-mouthed snaffle bitter,
His mouth is gaping wide,
He rides just like a shitter!
Hooves on rock piles clack,
Making sparks so bright.
What fun it is to doctor
Cut-up horse legs late at night!

Oh, jingle bobs, jingle bobs,
Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
A jug-headed horse all day!

 

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
And soon a handsome cowboy
Was ridin’ by my side.
His horse was tough and rank,
Mine was lean and quick,
I looked over at his headstall,
Feelin’ pretty slick.

I reined my pony closer,
Batted lashes ‘neath my brim,
Reached up and pulled that bridle off,
Then spurred away from him.
But first I warmed his horse’s rump
With the tail end of my McCarty,
Then I rode off and watched the show,
And clapped my hands with glee!

Oh, jingle bobs, jingle bobs,
Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
A jug-headed horse all day!

I guess I can file lyrics like this under “Reasons Why I Will Be Single Forever” lol.  I’m pickin’ on the boys here, but only ’cause they’re always pickin’ on me!  Merry Christmas 🙂

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